Next Tour • 4 Rounds • 2 Teams • Plenty of Damage
The Next Tour
Four rounds of golf, fluctuating confidence, terrible decisions, and just enough birdies to keep everyone delusional.
Next danger incoming…
Target: 29 April 2026
The 4 Courses
A tidy schedule on paper. A slow-motion collapse in practice.
Wedgewood
Gqeberha (PE)
A proper opening-round test. Wide enough to tempt confidence, tricky enough to punish it. The kind of course where one good hole can convince a man he’s back.
Port Elizabeth Golf Club
Gqeberha (PE)
Classic parkland golf with just enough class to expose loose swings and reckless course management. Looks friendly. Usually isn’t.
St. Francis Links
St Francis Bay
The glamorous one. Pure links theatre, strong winds, tight margins, and zero sympathy. Great views while your score quietly falls apart.
Humewood Golf Club
Gqeberha (PE)
A fitting finish. Coastal, exposed, and built to test what’s left of the field. By round four, this place doesn’t just find your weakness, it introduces it to the group chat.
Hackers vs Swingers
One team leans on aggression. The other leans on rhythm. Both will still blame the wind.
Hackers
Loud ConfidenceHigh intent, full commitment, and the occasional absolute emergency off the tee.
- Reon (Captain)Captain
- Barend
- Dwerg (Werner)
- Frederik
- Gerrit
- Wesley
Swingers
Premium TempoSmooth operators, neat golf swings, and an elite ability to act surprised when they lose.
- Theuns (Captain)Captain
- Frikkie
- Gerhard
- Gideon
- Lammie
- Crusty
Captain Profiles
Two men entrusted with leadership, lineups, and the occasional emotional overreaction.
Reon
HackersBacks himself from everywhere. Accuracy remains a developing concept.
Trait
Confidence
Special
Chirp Range
Risk
Substantial
Theuns
SwingersCalm over the ball, ruthless in the chirp, and suspiciously comfortable over short putts.
Trait
Confidence
Special
Chirp Range
Risk
Substantial
*Captain decisions are final until challenged confidently by someone playing off a triple.