The Players

Joined in 2013, has played 13 tours with victories in 2015 and 2025, boasts eight Ryder Cup wins (2013–2024), and recorded a best round of 131 in 2020 in the Wes Kaap — proof that form is temporary, but this oke’s chaos delivers.

Joined in 2013, 13 tours deep with a 2024 win, seven Ryder Cup titles (2016–2025), and a sharp 128 at Wes Kaap — a consistent performer who shows up when it matters most with his old tannie fade of the tee.

Joined in 2013, 12 tours in with a 2018 win, four Ryder Cup titles (2018–2025), and a best round of 122 at Suidkus — sealed with a legendary 6-iron off the tee, all carefully tracked on his Excel sheets as the group’s resident organiser.

Joined in 2013, 13 tours in with six wins (2019–2025), a Ryder Cup title in 2022, and a best round of 138 at Tuinroete — aggressive off the tee with a signature pre-shot wiggle, and always ready with “but did you die?” when things go sideways.

Joined in 2018, 7 tours in with a 2020 win and Ryder Cup title, plus a best round of 136 at Wes Kaap — Dangerous when momentum swings, and just like on WhatsApp, stays deadly quiet while everyone else is taking their shots.

Joined in 2019 with two Ryder Cup wins (2019, 2020) and a slick 121 at Wes Kaap in 2024 — the tour’s resident chef and easily the nicest oke in the group, until he starts cooking on the course.

Joined in 2018, 5 tours in with an unbeaten Ryder Cup record (2018–2025) and a best round of 128 at Limpopo in 2021 — runs on brandy, no sleep, too much swearing, apparently looks like an Oom, and still somehow never loses.

Joined in 2023, 3 tours in with two Ryder Cup wins (2023, 2024) and a sharp 102 at Wes Kaap in 2024 — always ready with a joke to set the mood, usually followed by a side story that curves more than his draw.

Joined in 2023, 3 tours in with a Ryder Cup win in 2025 and a best round of 110 at Wes Kaap in 2024 — hates day 3 of golf, but drops wisdom like Yoda… and looks a bit like him too.

Joined in 2023, 3 tours in with a Ryder Cup win in 2024 and a best round of 113 at Wes Kaap — gets better as the tour goes on, runs strong on beer, and turns into a proper problem in Ryder Cup matches.

Joined in 2025, one tour in with a Ryder Cup win and a 56 at Vuil Driehoek — already picked up a burn injury and a fresh pair of golf shoes, favourite place to sleep is on an ottoman

Joined in 2025, one tour in with a best round of 78 at Vuil Driehoek — takes plenty of flack for not being the tallest, but makes up for it where it counts… in his short game.

Joining in 2026, our debutant arrives with no shortage of confidence—despite the reality that a first tour can be unforgiving.